Dick

A thing you have sex with and make baby’s with them

When I had sex I saw a huge dick

by Sodacan588 May 19, 2018

dick tionary

dick tionary- it looks like a dictionary but its a porn mag

rick:do you wamt to go look at dick tionarys
todd the jock:hell ya brother

by lokiprime_is_mine February 28, 2018

Vacation Dick

A dick that is so big that you can only fuck with it every so often.

I'm so soar from that guy with the Vacation Dick last night

by Austin_Ert June 17, 2016

vacation dick

A vacation dick is attractive and very big. Porn star quality that many women say they want, but in reality it is too big for daily prolonged sex. Although it looks great and can feel great if everything is done right, it requires too much extra lubrication and caution for a daily lover. Every woman wants to have experienced a vacation cock at some point in their life, but if she is being honest it's just too big to enjoy daily.

The reason she is smiling today is that she finally found her vacation dick last night. She is walking a little different today.

by MrMagnum66 June 5, 2016

Dick sucker boots

Knee pads.

Brad's a plumber he wears dick sucker boots so his knees don't hurt

by Popcorn luck April 17, 2023

Post nasil dick

Another phrase for pre cum

Mike was working on rubbing off his dick and after 5 minutues of hand action mike finaly maneged to get post nasil dick

by superiorbreed December 22, 2018

grocery dick

You got enough dick for breakfast, lunch and dinner... And maybe a snack.

He got a grocery dick.

by Hp September 6, 2016