Gassy Ass Syndrome

An internal deadly (for the one who smells the farts) colon rotting disease that when released out of the anus smells akin to a dying animal in a sewer full of rotten boiled eggs. Only 1/1000 people have this horrible disease. Famous painter, Jacques Felipe Rogiar, died from smelling noxious gas released by his assistant, Georgio, who had Gassy Ass Syndrome.

Charlie Sheen: Goddamn. What is that horrible smell?
Some dude: Sorry bro, I got gassy ass syndrome.
Charlie Sheen: Fuck man. That is deadly! Go to a doctor for christ sakes!

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom June 5, 2025

ass or brains

ass or brains is synonymous with heads or tails. ass is tails and brains is tails

ass or brains is asked while(or before) a flipping the coin, you ask ass or brains, and if the coin lands on "heads" its brains.. and if it lands on "tails" its brains

by spitts mcman October 7, 2011

ASS? PISS IN THE ASS!

A phrase from the South Park episode "Le Petit Tourette" (Season 11, Episode 8).

1: ASS? PISS IN THE ASS!
2: PYIIIIIIIISS COMING OUT MY AAAAAAAASSSS

by viisaus vsauce December 27, 2024

Pussy ass boy

A male that gets his male friends to jump on another male through bullying, sexual abuse, rape, robbery, and mugging.

Darius: Kevin a pussy ass boy! He go get his friends to rob me.

by Magiranger September 28, 2022

PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME

when you have ass wax all the damn time and it takes you at least 5 minutes to get it all off. Usually results in an assbleed.

Hobo 2: Hobo 1 get out of the bathroom. All the food is almost gone

Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?

Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 3, 2023

Queef of the ass

Queef of the ass means you shit your asshole off to the point it sounds like a queef.

I heard Meghan on the toilet yesterday, she must’ve had a queef of the ass!

by Poudussy September 22, 2021

eat ass

to stop talking to me

dont talk to me eat ass

by theonlyyy.kaykay April 5, 2021