by Syolenila February 2, 2025
Get the Dick Flickimug. 1. A person from the urban city that is fucking mean.
2. What you search when you're too lazy to type 'Urban Dictionary'.
2. What you search when you're too lazy to type 'Urban Dictionary'.
1. "Hey Joe, did you see that rich jerk from the city?"
"I know right, what an urban dick."
2. "Go search today's date on urban dick."
"Uhh- who's dick??"
"I know right, what an urban dick."
2. "Go search today's date on urban dick."
"Uhh- who's dick??"
by cuteypuppy7449 October 6, 2020
Get the Urban Dickmug. an action between two men where each points their erect penis toward the other and performs an approximation of a joust: through the movement of hips alone, the two penises are to slide past one another until one man's penis touches the base of his opponent's. this participant is considered the winner of the joust and, according to custom, is entitled to a hand job from the loser.
by FVTRSM July 25, 2021
Get the dick joustmug. Noun: Vulgar Slang
1. A man’s penis
“Nathan is a dick”
2. North American: Anything at all
“Nathan doesn’t know dick”
Verb: North American
1. Informal: Mess around; waste time
“Nathan dicks around”
2. For a man to have sexual intercourse
“Nathan cannot dick the opposite sex”
1. A man’s penis
“Nathan is a dick”
2. North American: Anything at all
“Nathan doesn’t know dick”
Verb: North American
1. Informal: Mess around; waste time
“Nathan dicks around”
2. For a man to have sexual intercourse
“Nathan cannot dick the opposite sex”
by Fulcrum April 21, 2019
Get the Dickmug. When you fuck the living shit out of a thot , a hoe, or the side bitch, but out of nowhere, she manages to tie you up onto the bed/couch with chains and literally starts using your penis in any way possible, usually to satisfy herself.
Yo, I don't think I can go to the strip club bro, last night some thottie and I were having some extreme sex, she made me go thru some Dick Abusement.
by MistahRigoh November 25, 2015
Get the Dick Abusementmug. Term used to describe someone who was jerked off really bad at a Gateway Grizzlies tryout. People drive long distances and spend a lot of money just for to get fucked over and end up with this horrible condition.
Hulse nems: Hey, what happened to Mark? I haven't seen him in a couple days.
Tankersly: He got grissle dick after getting fucked over at a Grizzlies tryout
Hulse nems: Shit, why did he go? Its just a sham for the coaches to make money
Tankersly: Thats what I told him, at least he took 50 baseballs from them
Hulse nems: Shit, if anything?
Tankersly: He got grissle dick after getting fucked over at a Grizzlies tryout
Hulse nems: Shit, why did he go? Its just a sham for the coaches to make money
Tankersly: Thats what I told him, at least he took 50 baseballs from them
Hulse nems: Shit, if anything?
by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 10, 2022
Get the Grissle Dickmug. Yo man, did you see Holmes spaced out on the sidewalk? Yeah, he just got done sucking the glass dick in the alley!
by jwirsz926 December 14, 2016
Get the Glass dickmug.