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Dog dick

My dad was getting something out of the cabinet and he stuck his dog dick in my face
by R Rude September 12, 2025
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National Dick Pic Day

September 15th is National Dick Pic Day! Send your special someone an eyeful of your man candy. Don't be shy, let it all out.
It was September 15th, National Dick Pic Day, so I sent her a picture of my perfect, hard, throbbing DICK.

I'm so sad, I didn't get any dick pics on September 15th, National Dick Pic Day.
by Dark_Angel89 September 15, 2025
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Dick down

To beat someone in a physical competitive sport
“That Olympic champion had a great time trying to dick down his opponents”
by Strictpop September 20, 2025
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Get that dick

A sentence used to motivate or to empower someone that is doing a good job or having trouble at a difficult task. Can also be inspiring.
He Get that Dick when he got to work
by Wafflestompin06 January 15, 2025
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Dick Whistle

The Female equivalent to the term "Pussy Whipped", the term was invented due to an excess of women pursuing the same man, all of which would follow his every command. Credits to Gregory, for discovering the phenomena.
"Greg why do your exes still text you so much?"
"I don't know man I guess they are just Dick Whistled"
by LeoTheLionBme January 15, 2025
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hoodlum dick

Describes to the type of sex encountered usually by a white woman and a black man. She isnt used to the size nor the duration and loses her mind over it because its something she has never experienced. It usually will make her do abnormal things like risking her job or her credit rating because its so good.
Becky didnt show up to work today and they may fire her! I wonder what happened? She said she met a black guy and he spent the night last night…ahhh must have been that hoodlum dick!
by Dawhole9 January 15, 2025
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dave the dick destroyer

Dave is a man who just wanted to enjoy his egg salad sandwich in London Bridge, Platform 2. However, he was stalked by a small 12 year old girl. Therefore he did not enjoy his sandwich.
Dave the dick destroyer really destroyed my dick.
by Angle the egg layer January 16, 2025
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