Ass Tissues

Toilet paper being used as tissues.

"Do you have any tissues?"
"No, but we have toilet paper"
"Ok, you mean ass tissues?"
"Yeah"

by Weil May 5, 2019

Ass-panda

When a man jizzes on a black girls poopy butthole

"I gave Amanda an ass-panda last night. That girl is freaky"

by MrGameNuke September 27, 2017

Grab ass day

on August 13th, it's national grab ass day.

taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.

just walk by and grab her ass, it's "national grab ass day"

by Heyyyshdhdhs August 12, 2019

chicken ass

Afraid to fuck.

Though she was nude and ready to bone, Erik wouldn't fuck his high school girlfriend. She even tried to goad him into it by calling him a chicken ass. To no avail, he lacked the courage to root.

by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 8, 2019

Bitch ass slut

You are a bitch ass slut if your name is Logan or Kaleigh

Kaleigh and Logan are bitch ass sluts

by Crystal Pelski November 22, 2022

virga ass

When the sweat from your ass evaporates before hitting your underwear

Dang bro it's so hot out I got that virga ass it's giving me straight mud-butt

by Dang bro June 4, 2023

Ass Bacon

unattended ass cheese that lurks inside your crack for days and then forms into bite sized poop cheese with a strong oder of bacon.

Damn dude you smell like ass bacon. When was the last time you wiped your ass?

by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022