Soft Dick

Used as an exclamation when affirming you are telling the truth. Similar in use to “no cap”.

Person 1: “Yo did you know that Jacob microwaves his chips prior to eating them”
Person 2: “There is no way that is true”
Person 1: “Soft dick, he did it last night after eating an edible”

by Totallynotjordi November 12, 2020

Bag of dicks

A slang term used to describe one’s multiple bullshit arguments. When a person is off the rails perhaps drunk or belligerent they are being a quote bag of dicks.

Another definition when fed up with someone told to go and eat a bag of dicks.

Heather “John’s a real douche bag he won’t buy me any feddie wop. Ralph “ go eat a bag of dicks heather and stop being a dope whore, trifling ass biatch”

by Tylonn platinum 3 August 22, 2024

dick ingram

An old-fashioned, traditional, dry handjob.

The lotion bottle was empty so she gave me a dick ingram.
Man that dick ingram left me with burns!
All I want to do is rail this broad but she won't give me anything other than dick ingrams.
Dick ingrams are so lame!

by Bart the Shart March 20, 2013

'.I Already Forgot, You Dick Sucker.

"'.I Already Forgot, You Dick Sucker."

"'.I Already Forgot, You Dick Sucker."

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Dick Fizz

When recieving a blowjob the man jizzes in the woman's mouth she then proceeds to swish the jizz around her mouth like mouthwash causing the jizz to become bubbly and spit like , dick fizz

Guy 1. How was last night
Guy2. It was sick , I had sex and gave her the dick fizz

by sd_af123 September 20, 2015

Mersh Dick

This inflammation on the head of the penis is accompanied by redness, swelling, a rash, pain and discharge with a strong odor. It may be caused by poor hygiene, an infection or an allergic reaction to soap, detergent or other products.

I was gonna go down on him but then I smelled his crotch and I was like 'this motherfucker got Mersh Dick'

by Counter Royal February 27, 2023

Dick Punt

Essentially if you dont want a long term relationship with a girl so you give her the worst dick ever. As a result she doesnt text you back and you can go about your lives.

I gave this girl the dick, but I dick punted and moved on, and so did she.

by Sal1212 October 28, 2019