<.7.9.7.6.> Suck a Dick TO A mission Breifing<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> Suck a Dick TO A mission Breifing<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> Suck a Dick TO A mission Breifing<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Dick hunting season

A girl that is always horny and is dick crazy she's always hunting for new dick.

That girl is always looking for new to it must be dick hunting season

by Miss Squirts Alot May 1, 2025

Dick Cheney Cheese Pull

Pulling one’s own “string cheese” and simultaneously pretending to be Darth Vader while actually fucking over half the general population.

He was in a real Dick Cheney Cheese Pull getting us into that bullshit bar fight.

by Pastyclown May 1, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>hOLD oN mY dICK lIKE a DRUMLINE<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>hOLD oN mY dICK lIKE a DRUMLINE<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>hOLD oN mY dICK lIKE a DRUMLINE<.7.9.7.6.>

by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 2, 2025

Dick-edural

A dick so big that it requires an epidural.

Bianca got hitched to a fella with a giant trouser snake. Rumour on the street says he has a dick-edural.

by PenIslandlaislabonita69 May 4, 2025

Goon Dick

When you Goon so much your dick starts looking very limp and broken. Added it may also accumulate a nasty mold-like growth.

After weeks of gooning, I started to see signs of Goon Dick.

by the1000thon May 4, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>To This Day, My Dick Is Still Long ANd Heavy<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>To This Day, My Dick Is Still Long ANd Heavy<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>To This Day, My Dick Is Still Long ANd Heavy<.7.9.7.6>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025