Lay your lips upon my ass.

This is a more posh and refined way to say "kiss my ass". It is quite a way to win an argument.

"I will say whatever I want whenever I want. However, I want and if you got a problem with that, then you can lay your lips upon my ass."

by Yeag3300 March 18, 2024

Oooo ass

Bad in a very specific way, it both makes no attempt to be Good, and is Bad in an un-notable or un-iterative manner

"Those are some Oooo ass shoes you got on there"

by Ooooassman March 19, 2024

Midwestern Ass

An ass that is naturally beefy but not defined.

A midwestern ass has a lot of surface area but do to lack of definition it blends into the thighs just slightly.

You can tell she’s from Nebraska. Look at that midwestern ass. It’s all corn

by Lol Tina March 23, 2024

ass Pike

To annoy a person beyond the point of being a pain in the ass

My niece rene is being more of a pain in my ass than usual she is an ass Pike

by Intellectual smartass March 23, 2024

ass Pike

To annoy somebody beyond the point of being a pain in the ass

My niece rene it's being more annoying today than usual she's Beyond being a pain in my ass she is an ass Pike

by Intellectual smartass March 23, 2024

Dat Ass

When ones ass is so fine that you can only describe it as "Dat Ass" and nothing else

(s)he was walking by and all I could notise was "Dat Ass" in front of me.

by Ash, Bird enjoyer and spaceboi March 23, 2024

penny-assed

giving something so little effort that the words half-assed or quarter-assed don't do it justice, and only with the 1/100 denomination of the full effort (penny) can one comprehend the sheer lack of effort put in.

x: Dude has Edward done his part on the group final yet?
y: Yeah, he's done his part, but it was so penny-assed that we're gonna have to redo it.

by deslumoprime March 24, 2024