Dirty French Braid

The act of braiding someone else’s or your own pubic hair

“Dude, why did you ditch out on us last week?”

“I was busy doing a Dirty French Braid.”

by totallytubeular November 2, 2025

dirty diesel-hendrix

A person who jerks off in the work bathroom

Oil, when's smoko, i need to do a dirty diesel-hendrix

by Kek404 November 14, 2025

dirty jaci

a hot ass red head that wants to give her boyfriend a blowjob followed by her cum on her boyfriend's face and then ride his cock like there is no tomorrow, and having her little brothers friend sexualize her because he is a weird ass motherfucker that needs his mom or dad talked to.

man, i wish dirty jaci rode my cock

by TheRealDirtyNameMan February 20, 2024

Dirty Shamus

When you are laying on your stomach eating a bowl of fruity people's while getting your butt licked.

If you fall asleep after a dirty Shamus you'll get milk in your eye

by Lonelylobo November 21, 2023

Dirty Dozen Circle Jerk

That thing where you jerk off a dozen guys, two at a time; until they’ve all finished, or you dislocate your shoulders-whichever comes first

Life Pro Tip: Be the giver in dirty dozen circle jerks, your arms will always be toned!

by Fionna Schwab April 23, 2023

Dirty Nethanel

When a man you met on craigslist to experiment with your newly discovered furry fetish slaps you across the face with his peanut butter coated 12 inch shlong in his basement dressed as a clown and twists your cat tail butt plug counter clockwise until he rams you with a well lubed king sized eggplant while reciting bible scripture.

I don't know Doc, is my asshole supposed to look like that even after a Dirty Nethanel?

by urhotpocketsareready May 6, 2020

Dirty Russel

When a guy is so mentally challenged the only girl he can get is his hand

Bro did you see that dirty russel over there?

by MeeepMorp October 28, 2021