mailbox dick

when a dick is waxed/shaved so that the only hair present is in the surrounding area of the balls rather than the balls themselves

“She pulled down Matt’s boxers and there it was— a nice, clean, and suckable mailbox dick.”

by holyblazer December 17, 2022

Dick raped

When a female makes a male have sex with her through mental and physical force and control straight taking your man meat like you don’t even own it like in the movie step brothers

I Jus got dick raped in the bathroom i don’t know how to feel right now

by Lubed cucumber June 15, 2020

Romanian Rope Dick

When you throw your dick around and swing it like a lasso,but in Romania

“He’s throwing his dick around! It’s a Romanian rope dick!

by the Florida fapper November 11, 2023

odese dick

odese dick is bigger then a normal dick

random girl: wow alex has a odese dick .
alex hears*

alex: oh rlly 😏

by bigdickalex April 8, 2021

Surfer Dick

Surfers are known to be both gay and small. It is a disease that is determined when you start surfing, mainly before puberty. They normally have around a 2-millimeter dick.

Joseph: How come it's so small
Hedaya: Yeah I have Surfer Dick

by HedayaLikesMen69 November 20, 2020

Dick

Something you don’t have

Person 1: oh look at his nonexistent dick

Person 2:😲

by Bill bye your moms a guy October 22, 2019

speed dick

A penis, usually in a triangular shape drawn around the mouth of a drawing, charicter, or OC by a troll usually on a collaborative drawing site.

''Bro someone just speed dicked my drawing.''

by DickRick990 March 23, 2025