Dick Tingling Piss

When You gotta take a piss so bad that you're about to pee your pants but just before you do, you get to the toilet and feel the relief of letting it out. Sometimes you may start pissing the second you get your dick out and it may be premature and you'll miss the toilet.

Oh Shit. Oh Fuck. Oh Shit. Oh Fuck. I'm boutta pee my pants, I gotta pee so bad. This one boutta be a Dick Tingling Piss!

by Pokchop March 6, 2022

bash dick

:- When you don't want to define a variable and you need to tell your stupid fucking shell script to chill out.

if -n ${variable:-} ; then

echo "Bash Dick"
fi

by Richard Bash June 30, 2022

Tassel Dick

A hideously deformed male genitalia consisting of at least one extremely overgrown mole with two or more obscenely long hairs. Reportedly extremely pleasurable to women.

Mr. Zaire displayed the black hawk that went down nearby, and I witnessed his terrible tassel dick.

by Stick Figure Yoshi May 21, 2015

Big dick bee

Has a big dick and is a bee

I got molested by a big dick bee

by GHANDIDICK2 April 22, 2022

little dick syndrome

when you hate different races and minorities cuz they ain’t tryna fuck wit yo lil’ dick

damn that fuckboy Michael sure got some little dick syndrome

by lawquizox September 29, 2020

National suck a dick day

October the 21 is the national suck a dick day, this means that om this day every girl has to suck a dick

On 21 oktober it is the national suck a dick day, you must suck atleast one dick

by Quetip October 20, 2019

sick as dick

Sick as Dick is when something is crazy good, very enjoyable or impressive. Normally used as a reply for something awesome that is mentioned to you . You would normally only say it amongst close friends, and usually followed by a shakas.

"I justbfoubd out Inhave tomorrow off"
"Sick as Dick".
Similar to "sweet dude" or "nailed it" or "whoa dude" or "that rocks".

by Epic breakfast May 3, 2018