ass

Self Care by Penelope Scott

“bro that shit is ass” “ikr!?”

by Cliick September 6, 2021

uzi ass

When you go to fart but the butt noises come out in a short burst, rapid fire chain - just like an uzi

That beans and meatloaf gave me so much gas, I was dealing with uzi ass all night

by Majestic Lion September 12, 2025

Pain in the assness

A person who is so annoying, you have to make up a word.

Wow, my science teacher is such a pain in the assness.

by MinuteRiceMan May 24, 2017

Ass Pic

a type of photo in which a girl sends her bare ass (or in panties) to a guy who asks

“Zach asks me for ass pics everyday”

by Hsharp August 24, 2023

I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

Assing

Assing is the act of where someone goes up to someone else (normally while they are sitting down) and rub their ass in their face.

Me: Hey Luke!

Luke: Hey man!
Me: Whats that over there?
*The assing starts*
Luke: AH NO DUDE

by Veronicamiller392 May 21, 2025

Turbo Ass

Of very poor quality. Disgustingly terrible.

"That new Lifeline skin is turbo ass."

by FenrisZi November 2, 2023