my ass

something that has shit all over it

hey do you know what my ass contains?

by crackedlila February 6, 2021

Soild liquid ass

A Funny Way of Saying soild liquid gas

It's Soild liquid Ass Not soild liquid gas

by A Yorkie lover Who is Funny July 3, 2021

jizz on my ass

When a hot fecking dude shoots his load all over your glorious ass... its hot and then it goes fecking cold n claggy... eeewww

But it's nice 😋

So I met him in a bar... he was cute.. we bonked and he shot his load all over my ass up a back alley... sweeeet!

He jizz on my ass!

by Naughtynikki August 21, 2017

ass tobacco

Tobacco smuggled into a prison or jail(usually inside a condom or saran wrap) by means of an inmates anal cavity.

I heard you're getting released today! No more ass tobacco for you!

(In song) They like to smoke that(pause) ass tobacco!

by Oatmeal the serial killer April 18, 2018

my ass

something very thicccc (with 4 c’s)

boy; woah, look at her ass. it’s pretty hot.

me: my ass 🥵.

by myassishot December 22, 2019

Bitch ass flu

Someone who acts like a bitch seasonally

Ayo i heard BIG KEV has the bitch ass flu

by The_General234 August 16, 2019

Albuquerque ass clap

When a woman bends over in the downward dog position on the bed but instead of sliding it in you grab her ass cheeks and slap them together very fast and hard to the point she face plants on to the mattress in order to stop you

Kristi won't talk to me no more because after our date last night I gave her the old Albuquerque ass clap

by Domphuckery September 27, 2025