soda-can dick

A really gurthy dick

Dude 1: Hey you wanna see something ?
Dude 2: Yeah show me.
Dude 1: Here.
Dude 2: Woah that's a mofo soda-can dick! i never knew.

by frozenwintershit May 25, 2018

SUCK ME DICK

when you want someone to suck your dick

Step son: "Mum come here"
Mum: "Yes?"
Step son "SUCK ME DICK"
Mum:"OK!"

by A dick sucker March 24, 2021

meat headed dick waffle

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.

Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.

by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019

Dick

horny thing that goes big when extra horny

I have a big dick, HMU

by DickStick42 December 15, 2021

jerahmian dick

whenever you dont get hard from anything and you are part robot

that guy has such a jerahmian dick

by whitebat cadencreator October 26, 2018

Cheese Dick

When a muthafucka got that extra skin on it, and he don’t wash that shit, and you pull that shit back, and lint and cheese b spillin out.

Keisha: y’all ain’t fuck??
Arianna: Nah he got that cheese dick.

by your neighbor January 25, 2023

Nigga Dicked

When ur homeboy sees you sleepin ass up during the group sleep over and proceeds to lay pipe upon your slumbering cheeks. Can only be performed by a straight male. If gay men perform this act, it is not nigga dicked, it is rape.

Ex 1: Little tommy got Nigga Dicked by Tyrone during the brink of dawn. Tommy will never be the same again.
Ex 2: Listen boys, whoever falls asleep first finna get nigga dicked tonight :. *Group Cheers in Excitement*

by THE MASTER MAN 117 May 6, 2025