Goofy Ass Dog

Homie who made a bad joke and everyone went quiet

Guy: What's up guys, you lovely girls

Boy: what

Guy: I got bitches on me

Boy: you goofy ass dog, shut up

by lordyrei December 12, 2024

Ass Blunts

The tiny, rolled up pieces of toilet paper left behind after wiping your ass. Most commonly found the toilet seat or bathroom floor.
(Tiny joint shaped toilet paper)

I asked you to clean the bathroom but you didn’t clean the ass blunts under the toilet seat.

by Nay-Nay May 30, 2022

A Merrick ass

An ass that has just been penatrated with a forign object usually a finger which is then put in the owner of the asses mouth.

When we get home from Spain im taking your butt to a Merrick ass.

by Dman0101 October 14, 2021

Duck ass

Another way of saying dumbass or idiot

Person 1: What's 9 + 10?
Person 2: 21
Person 1: It's 19 duck ass.

by mainmain3000 March 7, 2023

ass wipe

a wipe you use to wipe ur ass hole after crapping

Your such an ass wipe.

Thanks i love ass wipes

by joecord May 17, 2016

Lard ass

A Charlie don't be a charlie

Charlie is a lard ass

by Your mom super gay January 11, 2020

National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass

Smack ur bf/gf ASSS so hard make it red and they can't say no

You:Yo yk what today is babe
Bf/gf:What
You: National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass so guess what's "SMACKS ASS HARD"
Gf/bf:ouch that hurt babe

by Strangerbooty August 26, 2022