As you are give beloved sex with a female, or male depending on sexual orientation, you are on top of him/her.
right when you feel it comin make sure you dont let it out. you then turn around to where your almost in the "69 position" ..
then you ejaculate your massive load onto her belly button, then you squat down so your buttox is right over the cum loaded infested belly button, marking a target. and you quickly drop a fatty brown duecer right on the load. this is easier when you spread your cheeks with your hands so your butt hole can export a turd easier. see "goatse" for more details in this.
once you poop on her belly, she will be in shock and not able to move, you then stand up and stomp on it, making the dooky load splatter all over.
this is easier if you blow your cumload in her eyes then poop on her belly so she cant see it. then proceed to stomp
right when you feel it comin make sure you dont let it out. you then turn around to where your almost in the "69 position" ..
then you ejaculate your massive load onto her belly button, then you squat down so your buttox is right over the cum loaded infested belly button, marking a target. and you quickly drop a fatty brown duecer right on the load. this is easier when you spread your cheeks with your hands so your butt hole can export a turd easier. see "goatse" for more details in this.
once you poop on her belly, she will be in shock and not able to move, you then stand up and stomp on it, making the dooky load splatter all over.
this is easier if you blow your cumload in her eyes then poop on her belly so she cant see it. then proceed to stomp
by akjacob907smith March 11, 2009
Get the Brown bombmug. The mixing of Pepsi and milk, to create a fizzy, milky treat. Both words are usually elongated and pronounced in a promiscuous nature.
by davidistheman July 22, 2009
Get the Brown Cowmug. The coolest person alive!!
by .. April 6, 2005
Get the Lynsey Brownmug. Similar to the "O face", "Brown Face" is the uncontrolled spasming of the facial muscles due to an especially pleasant defecation. Also known as the "B face".
All that fiber made a sweet turd. I'm sure my brown face was epic as I defecated. But it was quite an experience to follow B face with ring sting.
by Superhonky January 6, 2010
Get the brown facemug. A chubby but not extremely obese girl. Often pursued by chubby chasers and creeps. Generally have cute faces.
Dan: Did you see that girl Tyler was trying to get with.
Zack: Yeah she was a total Husker Brown
Dan: Agreed, Tyler likes them a little husky
Zack: Yeah she was a total Husker Brown
Dan: Agreed, Tyler likes them a little husky
by Need for Cream Hot Perversion January 28, 2011
Get the Husker Brownmug. While it may sound like a tasty drink from Starbucks, ordering one would be an embarrassing mistake. A Brown Florentine is a variation on the menudo sexual act. During the act of sex the male inserts his penis into the women's vagina and proceeds to reach his hand (full fisted) into her anal cavity where he then commences jerking himself off through the membrane that separates the vagina and rectum.
Hey Clay. I heard you gave Lynn the Brown Florentine last night.
Yeah, I almost made it to the small intestine. Maybe next time.
(high five)
Yeah, I almost made it to the small intestine. Maybe next time.
(high five)
by DominatHER May 27, 2008
Get the Brown Florentinemug. Fastest Rapper in the World...
Guiness Book of Records....
Ricky Brown (USA) rapped 723 syllables in 51.27 seconds on his track "No Clue" at B&G Studios, Seattle, Washington, USA, on January 15, 2005.
Guiness Book of Records....
Ricky Brown (USA) rapped 723 syllables in 51.27 seconds on his track "No Clue" at B&G Studios, Seattle, Washington, USA, on January 15, 2005.
by DJNOVENO February 25, 2007
Get the ricky brownmug.