weed connaisseur

refers to a guy acting like he smokes weed daily 4 times a days and knows everything about that green.
Guy 1: Guys i’m the weed connaisseur.

Guy 2: Who u think u foolin bruh.
by jupiterking October 27, 2020
mugGet the weed connaisseurmug.

weed

NO MOM THE WEED GUY IS IN OUR WAL- AHHHH!!!
by Potato at your house April 26, 2022
mugGet the weedmug.

charcuter-weed

Exactly like a charcuterie board with meats and cheeses EXCEPT replacing the meats and cheeses with all kinds of cannabis products. Think chocolate, full flower, ground flower, gummies, extracts, prerolls, and possibly infused cheese.
Take it easy on the charcuter-weed board or you may find yourself asleep in the corner while we are laughing and having a good time.
by persephone420 February 14, 2022
mugGet the charcuter-weedmug.

weed

the best thing to exist. the only bad thing about it is that it could have memory loss and thats bad but it is also very good for you. i suggest to only do it when 18+
fag ass retard: why are you smoking weed?!!! its bad for you and can give you cancer!

me(very cool guy): shut up retard and have some.
fag ass retard: no ill get cancer at least ill live past 21 (idk why tf little ass kids use this lame ass response)

me: shut up
fag ass retard: *jumps off bridge*
mugGet the weedmug.

WEED

never give weed to an adhd kid.
by TheRealYEET#5332 March 3, 2021
mugGet the WEEDmug.

Weed Blonde

A hair colour which could be described as a being somewhere between blonde and pale green, creating a disgusting weed colour. People who are weed blonde are often very untrustworthy or suspicious, and do not remember their own talents. Huh.
Ew, look at that guys hair, it's, like, weed blonde. I bet he's a jerk.
by Fennec Burger December 25, 2016
mugGet the Weed Blondemug.

buck weed

Someone who smells like cow poo but looks like an inside out fish as their tongue and everything is on show and skin and what is usually outside is in.
by Reesesbuttercupsareaight February 21, 2019
mugGet the buck weedmug.

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