Waffle House

A place where four people have been killed by a local PUBG player.

Did you hear about the WAFFLE HOUSE shooting?

by Ghosnext May 29, 2018

Douche Waffle

The most nauseating of the douche population; a total loser, totally lame, commonly seen within a 20 mile radius of your local Waffle House.

That douche waffle made me so sick, or was it the Awful House meal I ate earlier?

by @therealDonaldTrump June 4, 2016

Waffle House Wench

1. A woman that likes to be scattered, smothered, and covered in the Waffle House batter.
2. A quickie in the Waffle House bathroom

I took my girlfriend at 2 in the morning out for breakfast, and she ended up being a Waffle House Wench.

by BeatleBabe007 October 16, 2024

waffle

When a person extrudes fecal matter from the rectum onto the seat and closes the lid firmly.

Oh man!! John left me a waffle! JOHNN!!

by auralian July 20, 2019

Waffled

When a subject is transported by Law Enforcement in the back of the squad car and being belligerent. The official checks the brakes, the subject in the rear flies into the metal cage producing a waffle imprint on the subjects face temporarily.

Joe was screaming at the officer on the way to the station from the back seat and was waffled to keep him compliant.

by Hank Hoodat November 12, 2021

Waffling

Waffling is speaking in a vague and trivial manner for no reason at all.

Definition of waffling:

“It’s like taking the third derivative of the ionic bonds when the algorithmic mass is about to have a chemically forced reaction with the apple to the fourth power”

by Jamal the third the second March 30, 2022

Waffle

Euphemism for a females genitalia

That’s a soggy waffle

by Darf Lunger June 10, 2022