amongst the twos and fews

a person who is always broke

why does freddy never have any money? Because he is amongst the twos and fews.

by tuffpuff October 1, 2010

Two Headed Dragon

Two people sharing the same article of clothing in order to better shelter themselves from a hazard. This clothing must either have no zipper, or be zipped up all the way.

It was raining and he didn't have a jacket, so we both wore my sweater and pulled a two headed dragon.


The pirates were going to kill the two midgets, but one midget stood on the other's shoulders underneath a trench coat and they seemed gigantic. The pirates were scared off by the two headed dragon.

by Yellowmelon February 7, 2009

Two Men Kissing

WHY ARE YOU SEARCHING THIS UP????
DID U WANT TO SEE TWO MEN KISSING????
YOU LIKE MEN..... YOU LIKE KISSING....
YOU LIKE MEN KISSING
YEA YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT MEANS

You literally wanted to see two men kissing but guess what? I'm not dirty minded so I won't show you and you're a wierd faggot if you searched this up.

by RandomGuyIsCool November 29, 2022

two greasy guys

Sloppy fucking fat whoops that make pizza that is very greasy

Lets order two greasy guys

by HeadPlug April 5, 2004

Two Fingered Turtle

A masturbating technique that uses both the thumb and for finger in a very peculiar way. Usually resulting with either all four inserted in the anus. or just the thumbs are and the forefingers are tickling the gooch.

Rapist and pedifiles use this lure in little boys and girls by saying
"Have you ever seen a Two Fingered Turtle?"

by Kinga da Kleet February 28, 2010

two rabbit fucks

Kind of like not giving a shit

I don't give two rabbit fucks about your feelings

by Lilah69 April 10, 2022

My two bits

My two cents, adapted for programer humor.

Person:"I think java is slow"
Pajit:"Java is a very powerfull tool"* indian accent*
Person:"I don't know man, this are just my two bits on the issue"

by Phrgfdiefhshdjks June 5, 2018