Ha ha ha - the background is everybody who ever had more than one friendship. The definition is that it is OVAH sucker, just like you knew it was but didn't want to admit it to yourself.
by Pitt Cairn July 11, 2004
Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro!
I'm HIDEOUS!
I'm HIDEOUS!
friend 2: bro what happened to your eye?
friend 1: Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro! I'm HIDEOUS!
person 2: ok
friend 1: Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro! I'm HIDEOUS!
person 2: ok
by dustbruh September 22, 2021
1. When a crazy old person(a grandparent, mostly grandfathers) says this they take their belts off and threaten to hit you with it. Because you did something wrong or are being a pain in the ass.
2. The cartoon Boondocks on as there is a Grand father character ti the two kids Riley and Huey. He always threatens them and others(like the pimp in one show) with this line. He then continues to whoopthem like Indiana Jones
2. The cartoon Boondocks on as there is a Grand father character ti the two kids Riley and Huey. He always threatens them and others(like the pimp in one show) with this line. He then continues to whoopthem like Indiana Jones
Child: Hey grandpa...*asks a million questions*
Grandpa: Shush yo mouth!
Child: *Keeps asking questions*
Grandpa: Don't make me take off my belt!
Child: *Shuts up instantly*
Grandpa: Good...now rub my feet or I'll whoop yo ass!
Grandpa: Shush yo mouth!
Child: *Keeps asking questions*
Grandpa: Don't make me take off my belt!
Child: *Shuts up instantly*
Grandpa: Good...now rub my feet or I'll whoop yo ass!
by mister boondock February 15, 2006
A famous line from a song (Drip) that was believed to be Dixie's song for a while, but the real singer of this song is Klondike Blonde.
Me to a celebrity: Omg, I love your videos! May I take a picture? *comes closer to celebrity*
Celebrity: *sings* don't touch me n***a, you do not exist
Me: *walks away sadly*
Celebrity: *sings* don't touch me n***a, you do not exist
Me: *walks away sadly*
by 12345678boiiiiiii January 18, 2021
You argued, privately, to each member of the committee that I should be fired and now you come by on my last day to tell me how sorry you are about what "happened." Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.
by wouldaben January 14, 2011
This is what you say when someone near you is on the phone so whoever they happen to be talking to thinks they were about to get some but then were rejected.
Victim: "Oh, yeah so the other night I was talking to-"
Random person: "No, I don't want to take my pants off!"
Person on the phone: "Who was that..?"
Victim: "Um...."
Random person: "No, I don't want to take my pants off!"
Person on the phone: "Who was that..?"
Victim: "Um...."
by ReneeHasAPandaHat November 09, 2010
A metaphor for: "I think you should leave. Do not pause or delay while you are leaving." Generally used when the addressed has been complaining about circumstances that the listener doesn't agree with. It comes from a time when doors were on spring hinges and if you paused in the doorway while exiting, the door would spring closed behind you and hit you on the backside.
"This place stinks. I am too qualified to be here."
"Well, don't let the door hit you on the way out."
"Well, don't let the door hit you on the way out."
by MBA08 March 02, 2007