by Tkbagginz July 19, 2021
Omg Willybum Willie
by Peter Douglas Meagher December 28, 2024
Bro1: dude I totally got my girl a few minutes ago with a mean wet willy
Bro2: yeah? I just gave my girl a fat pink willy.... we're probably breaking up....
Bro2: yeah? I just gave my girl a fat pink willy.... we're probably breaking up....
by Mypseudonym1234567890987654321 June 20, 2017
When you're doing doggystyle and spit on both of your index fingers and then proceed to stick them in your partners ears and twist; delivering a potent wet willy and shocking them into tightening their vagina/anus at the last minute before you ejaculate. Similar in function to a donkey punch although less violent.
Best used right before you finish and on considerably dorky individuals.
An alternative method is to use your fingers in a double fish hook technique to use your partners own spit.
Best used right before you finish and on considerably dorky individuals.
An alternative method is to use your fingers in a double fish hook technique to use your partners own spit.
That girl Brooke from school is such a dork, she wanted to smash last night so I hit her with the Dorkwad Willy Gripper.
by Player Hating May 20, 2023
Me: Waddup boys? How‘s you goin? Was it nice yes....
Homeboy: .... urghh sorry but duuude you have a fat boner!
Me: Oh fuck! Willy weird.
Homeboy: Damn.
Homeboy: .... urghh sorry but duuude you have a fat boner!
Me: Oh fuck! Willy weird.
Homeboy: Damn.
by HumorStalin May 11, 2019
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025