Lincoln Turkey

The act of inserting deli meat (preferably turkey) into your partners vagina or anus, while having them refer to you as Abe.

Deli Clerk: Next please!
Customer: Hi, may I please have a half pound of your honey glazed turkey sliced from super thick to super thin, and every thickness in between?
Deli Clerk: Uhh, sure, no problem. If you don’t mind me asking, why the different thicknesses?

Customer: My partner and I are trying this new trend called the Lincoln Turkey. Admittedly we don’t know what thickness will work best, so that’s why I need your help.
Deli Clerk: DAMN. AIGHT BRO I GOT YOU.

by Lettucechestershire October 27, 2023

Hog the turkey

To insert your penis into a meal. Usually turkey.

Don’t hog the turkey dad! Also don’t eat it all.

by DeclanThaddius December 09, 2020

Bake the turkey

Getting stoned

"Yo man let's go bake the turkey"

by Mayospeed December 28, 2014

Pain Turkey

A medical patient who is believed to be faking their pain.

That patient is such a pain turkey, they are just here to get attention, painkillers, or both.

by Narwhal1758 September 11, 2023

Rotten Turkey

What my farts smell like

My friend came in my room and said the room smells like rotten turkey as I've been farting

by UltimateDoge December 22, 2022

Turkey Licker

Someone who licks turkeys

Dude, you're such a Turkey Licker

by Ass Turkey April 03, 2018

catching the crazy turkey

Having sex

They were catching the crazy turkey last night

by Qmandogawesome December 13, 2014