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Turkey Creemee

When you’re giving a handjob with the webbing of your thumb and index finger, so that when your hand is spread out it looks like the turkey art projects you did in elementary school.
Gave my boyfriend a turkey creemee last night under the table at his parents’ Thanksgiving dinner. He was so happy, and I felt very festive!
by Quackeroni and Cheese November 11, 2021
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Turkey

A word used in Baltimore to describe a girl giving that Cooch up to the whole team or talked to the whole team
by Glxbal.jayyyy June 4, 2019
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Hungarian Turkey Slicer

A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.
Me and John did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer last Thanksgiving
by anonymous December 6, 2024
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tree turkey

a jackal or loser
who perches himself high up and hidden
and snipes you like a bitch
dude somebody kill that tree turkey
by seveneight August 16, 2008
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crap turkey

A turkey with such a bad smell it is literally a pile of crap. Also could be used as a insult not in realtion to smell.
You are such a crap turkey stop it!
by Fred The Camel May 2, 2016
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Turkey

Is A country
I livee in turkey
by God Dammitt November 9, 2020
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sloppy turkey

ayo my ex gave me the sloppy turkey during thanksgiving yesterday
by Iyahxsisive November 8, 2020
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