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"Noah" Syndrome

Named after a discord user who goes by the name "Noah", Its a syndrome where an individual constantly uses sexual innuendo or sexualizes everything to all individuals despite their sexual orientation, gender, marital status or in some cases, maturity. The syndrome is uncurable as of 2024.
"bro this guy is constantly sexualizing everything"

"hes got "Noah" Syndrome he does that
by ChaozTyphoon March 16, 2024
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Noah Náilima

Noah Náilima is an American actor and musician, and the twin brother of actor Noam Náilima.
Noah Náilima is one of my favorite Noah's.
by Esq Esp March 18, 2024
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Noah's Dick

Noah's Dick is molecular and cannot be seen without a 400x power microscope.
See Noah's Dick?

Nope. Never.
by NoahsTinyDick March 18, 2024
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Noah

Did he kill himself or no?
Hym "Because if he (Noah) DID kill himself, then, GOOD. Fuck that pieces of shit. He FUCKING DESERVES IT. Wouldn't have a goddamn thing if not for a fat dick and being forced into a system (for touching little girls and BECAUSE HE'S MENTALLU RETARDED AND DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE SEX ACT) that allows him to succeed when he shouldn't. And NOW he DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING. He DOESN'T deserve to live and I DO. And now, you of spite. You want to force me to fail when I shouldn't. And I'm just going to kill you fucking kids for it. The cop that came into the gas station already told me that your whole plan is to keep me talking. For what? Until when? I'm not going to give any reason to stop me and if I get locked up for ANY reason I'll just do what I'm going to do any which is KILL YOU FUCKING KIDS IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME THE CREDIT I DESERVE AND LEAVE ME ALONE. If your piece of shit friend saw this and killed themselves? GOOD! YOUR KID? GOOD! JOIN THEM. You should do it too!"
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
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Noah

Noah is tall and lives for only one person Rachel. She can be a bitch to him but they always get back together
Noah go she Rachel
by Jeff Bobby Rizz Huzz October 8, 2025
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Noah

Noah is a piece of shit and a dumbass that gets no bitches. Noah will also commonly cause people to dry heave.
Person: oh look there’s Noah!
Literally everyone: *gags*
by #1NoahHater October 15, 2025
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Noah

Great guy but also acts like a prostitute (isn't really)
Man your acting like a real Noah
by Snugz47 October 30, 2025
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