Mud Monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“May we all be mud monsters.”

by Mudmonsterdreamer September 18, 2021

Mud McClurski

The act of shoving another person's face into the mud. This is usually done as a surprise.

I've, checked your schedule to make sure you are free. It's a perfect chance to get a Mud McClurski from me.

by Eddie Steve March 14, 2025

Mud bogging

When one inserts their face into another’s butt crack and shakes their face back and fourth; much like a motor boat, but much dirtier.

Steve says Delayna has a thing for “butt stuff” so he went mud bogging.

by leelayna May 25, 2019

in the mud

you say that when someone fails in the game trackmania

fuck i fail.
you are in the mud

by inthemud January 16, 2023

Mud Cushion

Noun or Verb: The act of defecating one’s pants while sitting on another person’s lap.

“Woah Abbie totally mud cushioned while sitting on my lap!” -Billy

by Lady of Poop December 30, 2024

Bear in the mud

When one shoves a gummy bear up there ass and someone else sucks it out for the other persons pleasure

Bro did you here Justin gave Selena a bear in the mud

by Young.dexter May 29, 2018

Mud pad

The toilet paper cushioning you place in the bowl before making a fecal deposit. The mud pad prevents an anus soaked in toilet water.

Hey, Trevor, have you noticed that Brendan never uses a mud pad when he is on the shitter? He must love getting toilet germs in his anus.

by Dr. Jeremy Soiré Fatherton June 11, 2019