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Dylan Alexander Hopkins

Funny xenomorph man who is also a university in Australia
"Woah look is that Funny xenomorph man who is also a university in Australia? "

"Yes, I call him Dylan Alexander Hopkins"
by Big man 6969funnyman April 26, 2021
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Dylan

He is the sweetest, most loveable person you will meet. He is the kind of guy that seems tough and scary on he outside because all he is is muscle. He look intimidating at first and difficult to approach. He is also quite shy at first and quite difficult to crack and get him to talk, but once he feels comfortable enough he will start to talk more and has much to offer as a person, so don't give up! He is a great person to have as a friend because he can always make you laugh, or he could make a stupid situation into something better and less embarrassing for yourself. He still have his guard up around his friends though because he is afraid of being let down and judged harshly. But if you're able to progress further than that with him, then you'll find that he is just a big softie, and all he wants is to give you his love and attention. He will always be there for you when you're sad, and he will always pick up the phone when you call. He will always make sure to leave time for you and help you with your issues. He comforts you when you're down and calms you down when you're upset. No matter what he will always be in your corner to make you feel better.
Girl 1: Have you seen that Dylan kid around?
Girl 2: Yeah, he looks super scary though.
Girl 1: He's not scary at all! Once you get to know him he is super cool and sweet. We started dating a few weeks ago too and he's nothing but a big softie.
Girl 2: Wow sounds like you hit the jackpot with this one.
by TulipGarden May 2, 2021
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Often a Dylan looks awfully alot like Theodore from Alvin and the Chipmunks. A Dylan often smells bad, doest care about hygene, and plays fortnite for 7 hours of his day. Dylan has a very limited amout of friends and most of his friends think he is annoying.
Dont be such a Dylan.
by PPdestroyer69420 May 7, 2021
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Dylan is a great friend who's funny and nice. He normally marries people who's names start with F!
"Hey have you see that guy who got married at age 13?"

"Oh! That's just Dylan!"
by Coolgirl42 November 3, 2021
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Dylan Kun

The sexiest man on earth, his body is warm to the touch, his smell stimulates all senses. Being near Dylan Kun will bring so much joy you will never want anyone else. The sight of his Crush shirt will bring you to your knees. He is the sexist man on earth.
No one can be sexier than Dylan Kun.
by David "David" D, Davidson November 4, 2021
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Dylan

Dylan is the realest Nigga he deserves the pass in every way.hangout with a Dylan make the best of it.
by anonymous November 8, 2021
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Dylan Bos

If you look up the word “Alpha male” in the dictionary, it would say “Dylan Bos”. Along with being polite and caring, he unlocks the full beast mode within when he takes off his top and gives you two tickets to his gun show.

He is swol, he driven, he is vascular, he has boulders for shoulders, he is smoky and will heat up any room he walks into, he is captivating and will put all women under the spell of his black magic charm with his alluring eyes and sensuous lips. He is a sculpture of masculinity. He is the undefeated true final bos that no one can defeat.
“Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?”
“Bro it ain’t chu, the Dylan Bos just walked in
by ivecometoslay November 12, 2021
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