by anonymous November 22, 2023
Get the Turkey mug.A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy. Can also be done on any type of poultry, just change "turkey" to the name of the poultry.
by anonymous December 8, 2024
Get the Hungarian Turkey Slicer mug.When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.
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Get the left-handed turkey sandwich mug.Sex that starts with Wild Turkey and is gets too wild to remember. Somewhere in there you kill a chicken.
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