The type of person whose dialog tree hasn’t been updated in the new patch and so talking to them only increases your playtime.
Player: What do you think about this sword I got?
Noah: that is a good sword
Player: what’s good about my sword?
Noah: well it’s a sword and it has colors and a pointed edge
Player: Well then what’s a bad sword?
Noah: Yes
Player: well I just wasted all of my time
Noah: that is a good sword
Player: what’s good about my sword?
Noah: well it’s a sword and it has colors and a pointed edge
Player: Well then what’s a bad sword?
Noah: Yes
Player: well I just wasted all of my time
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Person 1: Fucking Noah kept me up again...
Person 2: In a good way?
Person 1: No he'd rather finger his bass
Person 2: In a good way?
Person 1: No he'd rather finger his bass
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