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Cotton Fingers

Similar to cotton mouth, but relates to typing too much in a conversation, thus causing cotton fingers. Cotton fingers make typing much harder than normal, requiring application of a moisturizer to be cured.
Sean: Hey man! What are you doing tonight?
John: Can barely talk right now, have a bad case of cotton fingers from typing all day. Call me??
by Cheezedoutofmymind July 25, 2019
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Farmer finger

The ability a farmer has to tighten a nut or bolt with his fingers that a lesser man needs a wrench to loosen it.
"Hey man, can you hand me a 12mm wrench? Your dad Farmer Fingered the shit out of this bolt.
by PolishPounder May 6, 2019
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Ketchup-Fingers

Noun: What you call someone who is being clumsy, foolish, or absentminded. This person likely gets their fingers covered in the ketchup they dip their fries in.
John: Shouting at his Fortnite friend that got knocked by fall damage. "What're you doing Ketchup-Fingers?"
by Its Shatter September 5, 2018
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finger fuckpad

any device that has a touch pad like dj mixers also the mouse pad on laptops.
i went to get Tommy but he wouldn't stop playing with the finger fuckpad on his computer.
by chrispyq January 19, 2012
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1 finger

putting 1 finger up in a picture is a way to secretly say your a complete virgin and don’t know how to talk to men or womenusing one finger to describe your self and how lonely you are.
hey did you see where Oscar posted a photo with 1 finger up ??

oh yeah he must be really lonely!!
by ursid May 11, 2022
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Finger Dog

When you bite your finger and turns into a dog
by Pro. Orieon January 24, 2019
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chicken-fingered

Technically to be fingered by a chicken finger. Although it can also be defined as to be given a chicken finger at a drive through.
Chicken finger me, motherclucker.

Yesterday Cameron and Rachel took me to BK and chicken-fingered me all night long. It was great!
by Floyd pull-ups October 26, 2013
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