A burn puppet is someone chosen typically based on outward characteristics that usually has engaged in criminal activity which is used by others to dictate their actions and drive them towards their goals while inevitably sacrificing them to the mob and escaping detection to continue on.
The crack head son of a vice president does t have the authority to negotiate the sale of Russian oil through a Ukrainian front company in Kazakhstan to China, he’s just another burn puppet.
by Lizardfish69420 March 2, 2024
Get the Burn puppetmug. When you know you definitely will come, it’s beyond your control, but you haven’t come yet and you want to prolong the joy, you are feeling the Goldilocks Burn. When the angles and tempo are just so and it’s go go go, that’s the Goldilocks Burn.
“Man, I can tell you Stig fully maxxed out the Goldilocks Burn last night- I didn’t time it but it seemed like ages.”
“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”
“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”
by MyrootingcupOverfloweth June 7, 2023
Get the Goldilocks Burnmug. A pop up festival where financially rich people and those who want to appear rich go and predominantly do sexual activity.
by thelosttwo01 August 23, 2023
Get the Burning Manmug. To tonka size your amount of consumption in a 'fast minute or two'. Resulting in a 'flying high' state of mind
by schifo May 7, 2011
Get the tonka power burnmug. Where you just got married but you need to light the pussy up with lots of lube and candles fell and it caught on fire and she liked it
by Swoyerman423 July 13, 2016
Get the beide burningmug. by Bumbeezled November 2, 2018
Get the Gravy burnsmug. When you’re burning a letter addresses to your friend to prove a point and it just so happens that there’s a toucan on it.
by M.T. Grave November 30, 2020
Get the Burning toucanmug.