Sleep jizzum

The layer of filth that covers you during slumber.

Me: “The inside of your ear looks shiny”
Greg Clifford: “Oh that’s just from my sleep jizzum”

by GW Dunston December 31, 2018

Sleep and water

What a poor kid eats when they can’t find food in the pantry for dinner. Your little tummy is grumbling, so you sleep and drink water.

Robert: Damn I’m so hungry. I had some sleep and water last night.

Fred: Hey man, I’ve been there before. I can give you something more than that.

by Chroxity3 June 10, 2023

pokemon sleep

something that will never happen

pokemon sleep is a game that help sleep

by The Not Sleeper May 17, 2022

Sleep conversation

Staying on the phone with a person overnight shows that u and that person have a deep connection. You dont stay on the phone just to talk. You stay on the phone to form a deeper connection.

It shows that you are comfortable with that person and all their flaws

Jimmy and Carla had sleep conversation last night and now they feel lile they know each other better

by LL Cooley September 20, 2018

sleeping pig

A nightmarish scenario where one fantasizes of being chased through the woods by men in pig masks carrying chloroform; Aroused by the overwhelming stress and fears that threaten to knock you out cold.

I had the wildest sleeping pig in band camp. 😏

by CristinBurnsInHell July 10, 2024

Beat O’ Sleep O’

To hit the bed, hit da hay! In other words SLEEP

Say less wag, ima go beat o’ sleep o’ then safe

by Randomuser9718 August 17, 2024

Energy Sleeping

Someone who pours all their energy into sleeping so even though they went to bed early it looks like they go to bed late when they wake up.

I energy sleeping is the best way to act like you went to bed late.late.

by Gwilikers July 17, 2022