"Green Lantern Ring Pop" describes the act of sticking a ring pop in a women's asshole while having intercourse and then reciting the Green Lantern Oath.
Hal: I pretended her asshole was my Lantern and performed the Green Lantern Ring Pop.
John: What the fuck is wrong with you man.
John: What the fuck is wrong with you man.
by Her_boyfriend May 5, 2025

To 'Alter your Ring Tone' As you fart squeeze the cheeks of your arse together, this alters your ring tone??
by kermit999 October 23, 2009

Does anyone have a cigarette? Me and tristan wanna ring-around-the-rosy, but i only brought a joint.
by green_porpoise May 8, 2025

A “Scarlett Lovering” is any rash or mark on the skin, usually in the form of a circle or patch, that happens after fornication with a usually grotesque individual.
Sorry I can’t hang out man, I slept with Nikki last week and i got Scarlett love rings all over my crotch
by Nanakin July 6, 2022

Person 1: dude my ring light broke again
Person 2: again? That’s the 16th time this month
Person 1: I mean that’s ring lights for ya
Person 2: again? That’s the 16th time this month
Person 1: I mean that’s ring lights for ya
by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020

Guy 1: I was called a racist for feeling bad about the CK assassination yesterday
Guy 2: of course you did, the nose ring gang thinks everyone's racist.
Guy 2: of course you did, the nose ring gang thinks everyone's racist.
by Itsmrgoody2you September 17, 2025

When corrupt lawyers steal your children and degrade them with random strangers. They may be using snap cards currently.. just in case you don't know, they are unnatural, wrong and bizarre. They are very incredibly evil and for harming young children and molesting them you will get caught by somebody else and it won't be pretty.
by Alex phoenix February 7, 2024
