Retarded-Hormonal-Monkey

A person, generally male, who preys on younger girls with an external intent of love and caring but with the hidden motive of sex. This person generally doesn't understand the feelings of females and when tries to comprehend may need to dump the girl, or perform a sexual act with another girl to rebuild his self-esteem

Girl 1: Hey I got with this guy the other day, he's so sweet and caring.
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!

by TheLegendThatBe October 8, 2011

Retard

If you don't know what a retard is you probably are one

Daniel is a retard, he's really stupid

by Lars Larsson October 13, 2017

Retardes

Somebody acting immature/childish

Andrew was acting very retardes today

by Yepimazure ツ August 15, 2025

Retardation Molestation

When "Private investigator" assholes cross white lines.

That girl was hurt by a group of retardation molestation.

by iblamethelaptop May 29, 2016

retarded bitch

The most commonly used word(s) that the secret squad uses b/c of how retarded all of the group members usually are

Bella:wtf you retarded bitch y are u climbing the telephone poll

by blindpersonhrs September 22, 2019

retard

retard

ur just a retard

by kqadgbagrkugru February 22, 2022

Retard

Joe Biden

Joe Biden is a Retard

by That Guy named Aden April 20, 2022