one ton club

Fat bunch of fucks who hang out and drink piss. Cook wicked bbqs though, dominate quiz nights and are chubby fit.
Membership requires one to be over 100kg, although exceptions apply.
No tunnels or midget need apply

Wife: what movie you wanna watch tonight?
Man: sorry, got an important meeting with the one ton club tonight, can't miss it.
At pub
Man 2: ah, shook the ball and chain?
Man: word, I ain't gonna miss seeing the bar chicks tonight! It's your round!

Lady: hey, you have the sex appeal of and 80s porn star
Lady 2: you look like a sexy Ryan Reynolds

Lady 3: weren't you on family feud?
Man: OTC represent

one ton club by twiceonthursday April 20, 2015

one in the grass two in the ass

Grass is her hairy bush,and ass is ass.

"One in the grass two in the ass? Reaaaal subtle,man."

one in the grass two in the ass by MaroneBone June 8, 2015

One night tongue

when you make out with someone that you don't even have the slightest clue of who they are

"Hey man I recognize that girl"

"Dude you had some one night tongue with you at the party last night"

"Oh yeah"

One night tongue by Seductivegypsey September 12, 2015

One Sheet Wonder 

You sit on the can, unleashing a massive load only to realise you have but a single sheet left clinging to the roll. This triggers your one sheet adrenaline, allowing you to use this last sheet with such efficiency that you still manage to get the job done, thus a one sheet wonder.

Dude 1: Dude, that’s the second one sheet wonder I’ve pulled off this week!
Dude 2: Woah.

Dude: Would you believe I pulled off a one sheet wonder only five minutes ago?
Chick: Fuck me right here!

One Sheet Wonder by Infinia March 21, 2016

One way friendship cuddle 

You cuddled with bae but they didn't realize that it meant more to you

They thought you were just friends

We cuddled but he thinks we're just friends

Talk about one way friendship cuddle

One way friendship cuddle by Internet savage April 22, 2016

One secaroni 

Cooler, funner way to say one second

Ill be back in one secaroni

One secaroni by N.Zoobear July 4, 2016

one eyed hobbling pirate 

During sexual intercourse the male pulls out shoots his hot steamy load in her eye and then savagely kicks her in the shin: One Eyed Hobbling Pirate

"he was such a dick he gave me a one eyed hobbling pirate"

one eyed hobbling pirate by Bob Dylab June 20, 2016