real

real

Person 1: “I wanna kill myself”
Me: “real” (I hate myself)

by XxAndrewTatesAssH4irsMegaFagxX September 3, 2023

real.

pain agony guilt

i cannot do this shit anymore
real.

by iluvfiti January 19, 2023

Real

Anybody with the name Malcolm

That man Malcolm too real

by Blvkrr November 29, 2022

real much

A synonym for 'very'.

My coffee is real much too hot to drink. I am real much tired after all that work.

by btroyan February 9, 2025

Real juicy juice

When a man ejaculates into someone's mouth and pours a juice packet into the mouth and the second person swishes it around in the mouth.

Last night was such a good time with my girl. We made the real juicy juice and it turned her tongue purple.

by SaucyFartTart69999 October 15, 2022

Real Programmer

A technically savvy trans woman.

"You're not a real programmer if you're not trans woman."

"Real programmers wear programming socks."

"She wears the socks of a real programmer."

by Lil'ith Rose January 2, 2024

not for real

Not really or not at all.

Like, "Dam Girl, are your legs tired?"
"Not for real," replies girl.

by Gurli812 November 23, 2022