man crush

a secret crush/attractiveness/admiration a straight male feels towards another male that they may or may not admit to having (every guy has one)

my brother has a man crush on Taylor Lautner!!!!!

by meganocity July 8, 2011

Clock Man

A scary, illusive character that the internet cannot seem to find. Started as a post in the Flood forum.

Hey have we found Clock Man yet?
No, I've been searching for days.
Same here, Clock Man is quite the illusive figure

by Terrance Fishburne February 14, 2012

man filth

Semen.

After my husband and I spent some "quality time" together, I had to change the sheets because they were covered with man filth.

by Memphian November 23, 2009

Man Book

A woman's romantic novel

You are going to buy yourself one of your man books but you won't buy me a notebook for school

by DJRules15 October 20, 2015

Cave man

The act of smashing a can of beer against your head until it explodes open for you to chug. Also known to some as detonator

The name is taken from cave men who would often hit themselves or others in the head with their clubs.

“He keeps trying to cave man the beer but it just won’t pop!”

by Milan the dude July 7, 2020

dummie man

The neighborhood d-boy.

Man i heard that the dummie man got some of that fire.

by Ry-Dro July 13, 2006

man scepter

A penis. Often used to mock the varied but ultimately uninventive array of euphemisms for cock in popular American romance novels.

Shiiiiit. I'll whip out my man scepter and we'll see who wins the fucking sword fight.

by brephophagist February 1, 2007