touching the trees

When one under the influence does not want to deal with the effects of a hangover, so they rip off their shoes and socks and walk across the sun-kissed lawn (freshly cut) to touch that one tree that just seems to call out to them

“Bro it’s 4am right now, how is Jonathan not dying? Bro is touching the trees!”

by Da Chew April 3, 2024

Alberta Tree Bog

you law a log on the ground and you grabble your partner, you smear it in their face

Hey me and girlfriend were getting bored of our usually sex acts, so i gave her a Alberta Tree Bog

by Mr TreeBog July 5, 2025

Tree

TrEE

I like trees

by Iliketrees1011 September 20, 2019

Herobrine Tree

A Minecraft slang term used to describe a tree that has had all of its leaves removed, but the trunk of the tree is left standing. A forest of these, often happening in a very short period of time, is often a sign that Herobrine is in your world according to old Minecraft legends.

Okay who left the Herobrine tree outside my base

by A.U.S March 28, 2025

Birch tree

When a white person cuts themselves to create lines on them resembling a Birch tree.

Jessica: "you are so ugly Jake!"
Jake: "Shut up, you Birch tree!"

by Shatblaster3000 October 31, 2021

tree shagger

someone that shag's on a tree.

someone that has sex on a tree is called a tree shagger

by Terry1999 October 4, 2015

Tree

A fucking cunt that gives you oxygen for free. Trees like to go to buggery.

I'm a fucking tree.

by imafuckingpig April 29, 2019