The New Jersey Monster

If New Jersey was, like, alive, and it was a monster, then it would be this.

Holy S***, Alex! It's the New Jersey Monster!

by Nico April 29, 2004

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feeding the one eyed monster

when a person of the male caliber rubs his dong until love juices squit

"oh man, i feed the one eyed monster yestorday and some love juices suirted in my face

by Thach October 26, 2004

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Half-Cocked Vagina Monster

An insult towards half cocked people, who sometimes are vagina monsters.

You're a half-cocked vagina monster.

Hey, look at that half-cocked vagina monster!

I'm a half-cocked vagina monster and I'm proud of it!

by The Dick Squatting Cum Bucket January 27, 2009

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I have to pee like a monster

When one has to pee really bad, they have to pee like a monster. When you have to pee so bad you can't wait. Having to pee to the extreme. Getting upset because there is no where to pee.

Why is there no public restroom? I have to pee like a monster!

by Emory February 12, 2006

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Nobody can define the Grabby-arse-pully monter, but some sightings dictate that its arms are over 77 feet long, and secrete a sticky substance that covers your arse and never lets go. God help us all.
Interestingly, the 'arse' in grabby-arse-pully monster is spelt with the English spelling in all regions including America. This is in order to avoid any donkey pulling that may occur.

HOLY SHIT DUDE, I THINK I JUST FELT THE GRABBY-ARSE-PULLY MONSTER, WE'RE SO FUCKED.

by Mrs Brown January 5, 2015

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