Ears like a mongoose

Someone with good or supersonic hearing.

Matt, you have ears like a mongoose!

by Heam July 2, 2016

Fucks like a Marine

A machine in the sack. Inexhaustible, willing to take on most any challenge, and unafraid of sweat, pain, and possibly even blood & bruises.

"Christ, I'm sore after spending the night at Lisa's. She fucks like a Marine!"

by odbal. May 18, 2016

I Like Bloons

I like bloons is a bloons tower defense youtuber who is known for his Be Like... Series.

Jason: "I just watched I Like Bloons!"

by Not I Like Bloons March 3, 2022

Feel like a painting

when you're "feeling like a painting", you're in a state where you feel happy or calm and bliss

I have completed all of my tasks and i'm ready for bed, i feel like a painting right now

by Lolirv September 4, 2019

nobody likes aryan

nobody likes Aryan because he thinks his a pro boxer

nobody likes Aryan the wannabe pro boxer

by yashin3984984773489 December 2, 2019

Thighs Like Mewtwo

A thing made by the mome boys an epic music artist. Including Crispy concords, ImSuda, tranium, WhosChaos, Puffer and hyper etc.

Me: Dang she have them thighs like mewtwo

by Dalytical February 22, 2021

Wank like an Egyptian.

The act of masturbating whereby one uses only their imagination to reach climax. Internet porn is not allowed.

Guy 1: "I'm gonna go home and take a shower after we're done here."

Guy 2: "You gonna rub one out while you're there?"

Guy 1: "Man, come on, you know I can't wank like an Egyptian."

Guy 3: "No talking in the operating theatre please"

by BltS3 February 20, 2011