Russian Avalanche

Where you cum on a girls hair and shake it with your ass.

My boyfriend gave me a russian avalanche

by lil cheese69696996 May 08, 2021

Russian Lemonade

A practice during anal sex in which the man takes a massive piss inside the woman's ass, takes his dick out after, and lets her squirt the piss out of her ass into a glass

David: Last night me and my gf had a glass of Russian Lemonade after I fucked her in the ass, it tasted like shit and ass but I liked it

Jose: Why the fuck am I friends with you?

by thatytdude August 02, 2024

Russian Lemonade

A Russian Lemonade consist of all the ingredients of lemonade but lemon juice is replaced with your piss

X: “Whats your favorite Drink?”
H: “Personally I enjoy a Russian Lemonade”

by th3cr34tor4557 September 21, 2023

Russian tap water

A cocktail consisting of

• Vodka
• Water

Oh dude can you order me a Russian tap water, I’ll pay you back later

by SammyHammy May 26, 2023

Russian Time Bomb

The act of filling a girls vagina with vodka, inserting a tampon, leaving it to soak for a predetermined amount of time, extracting the tampon, and sucking out the liquor all before you lose your boner.

Her: How long do you think you could last under a Russian Time Bomb?

Him: With or without viagra?

by Happyfun222 June 25, 2024

Russian botox

Russian botox is an aftermath of getting punched in the face and having swelled lips for the next few days. Those with Russian botox should be proud to have it.

- Damn, Sam got the Russian botox?
- Yeah, he got into a fight at the bar yesterday.
- What a madlad!

by tolnickser January 03, 2021

russian botox

Russian botox is when somebody punches you in the face and your lips get swelled for the next few days. Those with it should be proud to have it.

- Damn, Sam got the Russian botox?
- Yes, he got into a fight yesterday at a bar.
- What a madlad, I wish I could have it

by tolnickser January 03, 2021