Science God

A mere-human being who has been trained in the dark knowledge of science. Often competes in science competitions and does no work in order to obtain this sacred status.

when Ken enters the class, the fellow pupils bow down to the science god.

by N2ted0g March 30, 2008

Penis God

A. A penis so large, no man or woman could understand the power of the penis AKA Dave.

"That cock was huge last night, it ripped my shit to shreads. Dave is definetly a Penis God."

by Daves Friend From Last Night November 14, 2009

God dodger

1. A term used for telling who is or isn't a Christian
2. Someone who doesn't go to church

1.
Guy1: that guy is praying to the devil?
Guy2: yea he must be one good god dodger!
2.
Guy1: are you going to church?
Guy2: no
guy1: god dodger!

by Joblessalex October 12, 2010

Gods-Gracism

The complete idiocy and lack of awareness when talking about a subject.

Usually defined when a person asks a question which answer would be common knowledge or states a ‘fact’ which is actually completely false.

1: “When pigs fly!”
2: “Don’t pigs already fly?”
1: “Thats Gods-Gracism, dumbass”

by Jackrlad December 6, 2021

god-dong

A cross between "God-damn" and "dog-gone". Designed to sound not as cheesy as "dog-gone" but nor as blasphemous as "God-damn".

God-dong it man, what are you doing?

by Violinist91 January 16, 2009

Human god

Chad hight is a human god and a human angel. He is the only God higher in power then the heavenly father Wich is his son. Chad loves everybody on earth and is super nice and seeks immortality. Remember God loves you. God's number is 808 793 9796

Chad is a human god and a human angel

by Human god September 27, 2020

Storm God

The God Of Storms. His real name is Christopher Storm, and he gets all the fucking bitches. He has a penis the size of 131 inches. He also is known to make a girl cum instantly. Also is immortal, and can kick anyones ass in a second.

Girl: "Oh my god, Storm God give me more!"
Storm God: Fuck off thot.

by StormGod'sHoe January 28, 2017