by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. May 22, 2025

What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".
Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
by QuacksO July 10, 2024

by CasterMonk June 25, 2021

A small rural town in Texas. Probably the best around. Tey also have the best sports teams. With 1 MLB player and NFL player recently.
by Nicesaurus October 7, 2016

People who have a printing business are looking forward to getting the best web to print software for a long time. Although there aren’t many software in this field, it is still difficult to choose any of them. Here we will be looking at the best web-to-print software which is trusted by the companies and comparing them on different aspects to know which one should be better. It should be noted that the software choices depend on the business owner and the type of prints they require.
About Web-to-Print Software
Before looking at the best software, it is necessary to know about the web-to-print software too. This is a digital way through which business owners can process their printing orders online. Till now, this method is known to be the best way to perform online printing. The best part about using this method is that the customers can choose the design by themselves, or if they are unable to decide it, there are a few templates present in the software too. Most the business owners have started to design their storefronts through the same, and it is more convenient than the previous methods.
About Web-to-Print Software
Before looking at the best software, it is necessary to know about the web-to-print software too. This is a digital way through which business owners can process their printing orders online. Till now, this method is known to be the best way to perform online printing. The best part about using this method is that the customers can choose the design by themselves, or if they are unable to decide it, there are a few templates present in the software too. Most the business owners have started to design their storefronts through the same, and it is more convenient than the previous methods.
by WTPBiz February 19, 2023


No. I don't. I don't know how Noah feels because I didn't fuck Kendra, my bills aren't being paid for me, my blood is devoid of attention medication and I didn't get molested. I don't know how women feel because you're not doing this to the feminists who have said the exactly same things I've said. I don't know how a rape victim feels because men are imprisoned over an accusation and I've watched every single person who has allowed me to succeed get slammed by a false accusation. And I don't know how a woman feels because you're not defending my choices regardless of whether or not I'm CORRECT.
A retard "Now you know how *blank* feels."
Hym "No. I don't. But I DO know how GOD feels. It seems like reality is contingent upon everything I say, it's like I'm A GOD now! FIRST DECREE! SMITE THE PETERSON SPHERE! BRING ME THEIR DAUGHTERS FOR RE-BREEDING!"
Hym "No. I don't. But I DO know how GOD feels. It seems like reality is contingent upon everything I say, it's like I'm A GOD now! FIRST DECREE! SMITE THE PETERSON SPHERE! BRING ME THEIR DAUGHTERS FOR RE-BREEDING!"
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
