Administratively Dumped

You just stop asking a girl out on dates and hope she gets the message. Akin to being "Administratively Terminated" where a job fires you, but doesn't bother to tell you.

John; "Did you finally dump Kellie?"
Larry; "No, I just stopped asking her out on dates."
John; "ah, Administratively Dumped."

by Edward C. Microwagious IV May 14, 2018

dump stump

The toilet.

"Dude, I gotta jump on my dump stump and squeeze one out"

by The frankenloaf October 14, 2013

Trump Dump

When 6-8 people get together and take a dump in the same bathtub, and then get in.

While making sure everyone was go for the orgy, Michael requested that they all have a Trump Dump to get more aquainted.

by DrFunkles January 11, 2021

Strangle dump

When you strain so hard during a bowel movement that you pass out.

I blacked out hard last night from a strangle dump. I hit my head on the sink and woke up 2 hours later.

by Bakerdoodle July 5, 2018

cum dump

Cum dumps are extremely passive and prefer to think of themselves as objects, made for men to deposit their loads into. They find joy in knowing that their holes are made useful for the many men that they serve, and will happily let men fuck their ass and throat until their deposit has been made.

A cum dump has no preference as to which hole is used to deposit a load, and is motivated by their utility to men. The more they serve the better they feel.

A cum dump prefers loads to be deposited inside them, but expects – like a city dump – that there will be a lot of loads that are carelessly deposited anywhere on them.

Cum dumps don’t really do anything, merely providing holes for men to use, being useless for much else.

Stevie: "Dude did you see what Hayden did last night? Just starfished all night, while everyone fucked the hell outta him. At one stage his ass was DP'd and someone else was waaaay down his throat. And he just laid there all limp and shit.

Jake: "Yeah Hayden's a fucking cum dump man - useless fucking cum dump"

by Jay-1001 January 31, 2025

nose dump

When you blow out so much snot out of your nose, it's comparable to taking a shit from your nose.

Now that I took a nose dump, my sinuses are clear as can be!

by Adriana Chechik's biggest fan January 22, 2023

media dump

To give or receive a large amount of personal porn at once; to dump all your sexual media onto a person during while sexting

I want you to media dump me babe

by Colorfulgiraffe August 5, 2023