douched-out

When someone acts like such a douchebag that it makes you emotionally and physically tired.

Example:

Person 1:"Hey do you want to hang out tonight?"

Person 2: "No, John was being such a douche today, and I'm too douched-out to go anywhere."

by clarissacutie October 9, 2011

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douche canoe

A person who lies and cheats which is also a punk bish. Usually answers by the name Courtney.

My punk bish ex-sister in-law is a total douche canoe.

by _moosedrool_ May 13, 2023

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A "Boi" who wears So-cal tee-shirt ,Dickie shorts, socks to the knees , pristine favorable baseball cap and Chuck's. Usually drives a Honda Civic, hatchback and walks like a cholo.

He is usually white and is also considered a " fuck boi" .

He is over confidant and thinks he has something to prove ; of just how fucking hardcore he is.

"FREAKING Douche Wagon keeps speeding up and down the street !"

by Clownsrmurder December 2, 2022

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Diesel Douche

A person who has no intention of using the "technical" use for a diesel truck. Instead of being simple, practical and functional, they heavily modify diesel their pick-ups with high performance modifications, loud exhausts, flashy wheels and street tires. Often used just for hot rodding.

He bought a low mileage one owner Cummins and lowered it on street tires, with compounds and a FMBV trans. He can't even tow with it anymore! He's such a Diesel Douche!

by anonymous August 5, 2023

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snoot douche

A neti pot or Nävage; nasal irrigation system

You sound so congested. Why don't you go give yourself a snoot douche?

by CookieNazi October 30, 2020

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Douche Bazooka

A person who is so self-centered, narcissistic, and desperate for people's adoration, that they are completely incapable of performing any action with coming off as a complete ass hat.

"Man, that DJ Sexpanther is such a douche bazooka. I bet he is going to throw himself a birthday party just so he can DJ it."

by Rival483 January 9, 2021

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