Daniel Caleb Thomas

A good lookin, dark haired, tall, beautiful man who makes everybody who sees him feel good.

Girl: Oooh is that Daniel Caleb Thomas? He’s fine
Girl 2: Yeaaaaah he is

by Brian the real estate guy February 6, 2023

Daniel Cash Goldsmith

Me :)

"Woah look its Daniel Cash Goldsmith!" Peter Griffin said, suductively

by Bitchnt January 19, 2022

jose daniel rodriguez

A proud member of Faze Clan and ISIS. He has been in a couple of wars with some idiot, but is boys with Nathan Ocassio, him and Nathan don't believe lighting comes from the ground. While Luis Sepulveda does.

Jose Daniel Rodriguez is a very Outstanding at roasting people.

by Pamposs February 16, 2018

Daniel James Seavey

Daniel James seavey is a very attractive, wonderful and funny person. No matter how you feel, he will always manage to put a smile on your face. His voice is incredibly beautiful and just- unbelievable . I love him just like all limelight's love him for his big heart (and secretly for his sixpack.)

I love Daniel James seavey so much .

I’m in Daniel seavey’s lane

by Isabel.cv15 November 9, 2020

daniel radcliffe situation

when you dance with a random girl at a club and the next day, you go to extremes to find out who that random girl was.

"After that random brawd kissed me last night at the club, I couldn't get her out of my mind, and I've been asking everyone I know if they know this girl!"
"Dude, you have a daniel radcliffe situation..."

by Matt HT May 12, 2008

daniel vs joseph

This is difficult but Daniel overcomes josephs brute powers of gayness. With a turtle on his side Daniel would f*** Joseph up.

Daniel vs Joseph Daniel would win

by Will winks July 20, 2016

Jack Daniel's Story

Getting totally smashed on a full bottle of whatever, and then getting busted by your parents. You don't remember much of the 'getting busted part', but you do remember that said parent was totally chill about it. This is also after you have drunk dialed half of your friends.

Me: finished off a full bottle of jack, only to pass out mid-sentence with my 2 friends on the phone. They freaked, and called my dad seeing as i was by myself, and he came upstairs. I only remember him putting me into bed, and then later on coming up the stairs with shot glasses and saying "this is how much you can have. like 3 of these. thats it."
rofl
so, later on my friend (same one who was on teh phone last time...) had a similar instance (big ass bottle of tequila, got all giggly, and then waltzed into her mom's room and was like "I've been hittin' the sauce, ma!" (jk, shes not from the 20s...) but anyway, we coined the phrase "Jack Daniel's Story" b/c of this.
Have fun, get wasted!

by K on a Stick February 16, 2008