bro-toe

When a man’s pants are so tight that the crease in his crotch presses into his bulge and gives the impression that he has a vagina.

Jake bought some skinny jeans to show off how big his junk is, but it instead had the opposite effect and gave him a bro-toe.

by trtash February 2, 2019

sael bro’s

Two big dick dudes.

aka mermaid man & barnacle boy
Both strong enough to defeat shaggy with a snap.
Cool as fuck

girl 1: Boy, those sael bro’s are f*cking epic.
girl 2: I heard they are immortal.
girl 3: I want to love them so bad .😫
girl 1: I love the Emo one way more.
girl 3: The sporty one can shoot his shot at me anytime.

by ihaveneverliedinmylife February 16, 2019

Salad bro

A guy who is overly concerned with diet and excercise, and has a habit of overcommunicating what he’s eaten.

“How was your date last night?”

“He was such a salad bro. He asked the waiter about the macros in the appetizer.”

“I like Ethan but he’s a real salad bro. He’s been doing keto for four years, and I can only handle so much kale in a week.”

by Sixtits February 16, 2019

BRO-DUH

A Broduh is usually people from back east area's where they have a lot of insest. A Broduh, is a females brother and dad.

This is Brian, he is my Bro-duh, my brother and my dad.

by Kutastrophy October 2, 2018

It's Everyday bro

An horrible song from the depths of hell

Bob:Have you heard of It's everyday bro?

Jake: BITCH NO

by Hazelthedoggo May 29, 2018

Bro-date

An outing with a close friend, only applies to 2 guys going out, hanging out

“Oh you guys are going out together ? Have fun in your bro-date.

by Modez May 31, 2018

bro-job

bro-job refers to when a woman acts like a guy in order to be liked by a guy or trying to get into his pants.

"She is awesome. we just played H.E.R.O. together "

"Dude, she is totally bro-jobing you"

by Arisa Montgomery July 18, 2019