Bread

A yummy treat.

Man, I could go for some bread rn.

by P1nkd3sire May 18, 2024

Breading

A verb that means to say nonsense, usually after a passionate speech about something you love. A perfect way to not repeat what you just said.

A:I love making me some semaphore
B:Bruh what are you saying
A:I don't know I am breading

by Lord_Of_Mysteries May 20, 2024

Bread

A food object that comes from wheat, but the homophobic people refer to us non-bianary people as a slice of bread, like I'm sorry BUT WHY THE FUCK WOULD I TAKE OFFENSE TO BEING CALLED A SLICE OF BREAD BRO THAT SOUNDS AWSOME DUDE I WANNA BE A FUCKIN SLICE OF BREAD BRUV WE SHALL WORSHIP THE WHEAT AND GRAINS

Individual 1: your a slice of bread
Individual 2: thank you
Individual 1: that was supposed to be offensive

Individual 2: why would I take that offensively I love being a slice of bread that shit sounds awesome

Individual 1: okay fuck, ummm your a slice of cheese then
Individual 2: OKAY COME AT ME BRUV IMA BOUT TO THROW HANDS-

by Hellisforeverweitheryoulikeito May 27, 2024

Bread Bowl

A woman who is white basic and generally unhealthy for everyone around her.

His wife is such a bread bowl. Her nagging is going to give him a heart attack.

by Kacey2416 December 2, 2021

Bread Job

When you have sex with a girl that has a yeast infection.

Did you hear about Parker, he got a bread job from that one chick.

by Marslandrimjob December 2, 2021

Doggy bread

Alternate name for donuts, especially “old fashioneds”. Prominent across Michigan, Illinois, and other Great Lakes states. Origin unclear, but likely a cute name created by bakers to appeal to children.

Well, you know cops— they love their coffee, and they love their doggy bread.

What doggy bread y’all got today? I’m thinking jelly filled, but boston cream works too.

I love dunkin, but for doggy bread you can’t beat homemade!

Fuck, I love doggy bread.

by TigersFreakMotown42 February 17, 2024

I Am Bread

A popular rage game where you are a piece of bread and must find a way to toast yourself without rendering yourself inedible.

I Am Bread was once quite popular on Youtube due to being incredibly frustrating thanks to its intentionally godawful controls. It is perhaps best known for triggering one of Markiplier's most spectacular rage fits in his channel's history.

by Ubeenbamboozledson February 21, 2024