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blood donation

something nice to do for humanity, especially if you have a less common blood type, or a rare one.

go figure out your full blood type (what's your rh, do you know?), and donate. make it a cool bonding activity that you do with your friends, family, significant other(s), teammates or co-workers, for the good of others...then go brag about it online to make it even more popular, but also to feel better about your selflessness, get those virtual applause and boost your level in the merciless world of online presence.

this can also be a motivator to keep yourself healthier (read it how you see fit, focus on what matters). would you want someone to get bad blood? obviously not! do regular blood check-ups.

also, check before you donate if you can. sometimes you might not be the best person to do so, for example, if you have low blood pressure, just got a tattoo or other skin procedures (wait 6 months), smoke pot sometimes (get clean first, you have bigger issues, you are making your brain mush), take diet pills or other medication that you should not, etc.
blood donation impasse:

Doug: why should i give MY blood away? i need it.
Reason: coward!
by wokeup2this July 11, 2022
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Blood

Red liquid that comes out of a creature when it gets hurt. Blood is also essential for living.

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Red Ketchup Stuff - PurpleShep
Blood - A normal person
There was blood everywhere when Jake accidentally cut his finger off.
by SkeletonGuy November 14, 2018
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blood master

the most wannabe edgy you can found in steam, like really just search for his @
Person A: Have you seen *Blood Master*?
Person B: He's probably telling everyone that he wants to "die" and just being wannabe edge-lord

Person A: aight sure
by lilguyya April 6, 2018
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Blood Blumpkin

The act of receiving a Blumpkin whilst shitting blood.
Dude, Nathan gave me the nastiest Blood Blumpkin last night!
by TheRealNateDog October 17, 2025
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