Angry squadmate

When you cum on a friends controller mid game of battlefield.

"What the Fuck Sean, was there any need for the angry squadmate there. It's in my fucking hair!"

by Shuffs655m September 8, 2017

angry jim

An individual who knows no limits, both morally and socially. A enigmatic fusion of affability and nonchalance that charms and frustrates in equal measure. He bangs in the goals and pulls all the birds, despite wearing his grandad's hand-me-down jumper purchased from Q&A in 1975. Has to grow a beard to look a day over 14, and thinks he's a baller despite growing up in Surrey and having Taylor Swift on his iTunes.

He's gone and done an Angry Jim. Drinking pina coladas in a sombrero at a funeral.

by AJ1000000 July 15, 2017

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Angry Turds

The phenomenon of getting so stressed out that you have to take a brutal shit in which the excrement flies out at pace, lands with a splash and wreaks chaos and mayhem across the bowl. A physical and splattery manifestation of the internal turmoil.

I was having such a crappy day at work a quick round of angry turds was inevitable. The wreckage was a sight to behold.

by Chatbot eight billion March 25, 2021

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Angry Hitchhiker

When thumb a girls ass like you really need a lift to two states away

When she met me for the date, she had no idea I was an angry hitchhiker

by The International Meatpickle November 21, 2018

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angry window

When one is having intercourse with his girlfriend in the proverbial "doggy style" position an you quickly switch out with your buddy, then run outside an wave at you girlfriend.

Bro my girlfriend broke up with me. I don't know why she was so pissed. I only angry windowed her.

by gun_run August 9, 2013

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