Weed Freeze

when the sensation of hitting a marijuana device tickles you nostrils like a brain freeze

Oh omg Izzie I just got a weed freeze from hitting the clear to hard!

by Blownifer June 11, 2020

Weed

A man named Andre

Yooo is that weed?

by True Man the third December 10, 2022

blue moon weed

blue moon weed is when you smoke weed under the full moon while blue balling yourself while masturbating

yooo dude it was such a blast last night i had the best blue moon weed ever!

by paneshroud December 22, 2023

Weeded Out

A negative term to describe someone who consumes marijuana where such drug is clearly having a detrimental effect on their being.

Can also be taken as a play on words to say that someone was 'weeded out' (taken out) of a program/job/place etc due to their drug use.

Person 1: Hey I kind of like her, but they're kind of... dull?
Person 2: well duh, she's totally weeded out. Look at her friends, how she talks, real obvious.

by diegdefs January 24, 2024

Ignoriance of the weed

Stonerfication of "Ignorance," but includes an active, willful element as pertains to non use of marijuana.
Often a playful, chiding reprimand intended to provoke immediate inhalation of marijuana smoke.

Katie: "I charge you with ignoriance of the weed!"
Lisa: "I refute it thus:" *Takes a toke* *Blows the smoke*

by k80theshade February 18, 2025

magazine weed

Weed that Is up spoken, or hyped up and has a magazine quality look but when burned has little, to no satisfaction.

My boy sold me some magazine weed and this shit sucks. I’ve had better.

by DementedShroom November 29, 2020

Weed-Drawals

When you haven’t had any of the wacky-tobacky for a day and you start feeling every single emotion on the spectrum.

Joe: Are you okay?
Me: No, I’m having major weed-drawals...
Joe: Weed-drawals?
Me: JUST SHUT UP AND FIND ME A FUCKING NUGGET! *sobs uncontrollably in fetal position*

by Weedla August 21, 2018