When you receive an unsolicited video of someone crouched down, so low you can see their goofy, in front of a mirror jerking it and blowing their load on said mirror.
by JamesBr November 30, 2023
The art of arranging your 5 favourite porn mags open at your favourite pages into an arc in front of you giving you a 180 degree visual feast to focus on whilst polishing ones trumpet
Sadly becoming more seldom practiced with the advent of on -line rhythm stimulation using tablets and computers
Sadly becoming more seldom practiced with the advent of on -line rhythm stimulation using tablets and computers
“Can’t wait for the mrs to go out to the bingo later
I’m backing up that much I’m gonna have me a creasant wank “
I’m backing up that much I’m gonna have me a creasant wank “
by Lord loverocket October 10, 2018
It's a special move that activates, when you are masturbating and the same moment, the jizz shoots out, you fart, so it bacomes a magical moment, in that everything is released from your body and you go into transcendence
Bob: Y'know Billy, yesterday was great!
Billy: Why?
Bob: I had a wank and stank, it shot me into stratosphere.
Billy: Wow, I've heared about it, but I thought that were only legends!
Billy: Why?
Bob: I had a wank and stank, it shot me into stratosphere.
Billy: Wow, I've heared about it, but I thought that were only legends!
by SlamWeasel May 04, 2018
Act of spending one's time with very complicated theoretical problems which, when solved, do not serve for anything useful or practical.
J: Did you understand the sense of the problem in theoretical quantum mechanics which we solved in our course today?
P: It was just some brain-wanking. It does not have any practical meaning.
P: It was just some brain-wanking. It does not have any practical meaning.
by xxteapot November 30, 2011
Wank Love is when you still like the idea of them/it even after a wank
DISCLAIMER: always have a wank before u ever do anything risky!!
DISCLAIMER: always have a wank before u ever do anything risky!!
Person1: I think i like her
Person2: but do u love her
Person1: yes frank i think i do
Person2: good job fella
*person1 marries his love*
*person1 goes through a horrible divorce*
Frank: maybe if u had checked she was your wank love ude be fine right now
Person2: but do u love her
Person1: yes frank i think i do
Person2: good job fella
*person1 marries his love*
*person1 goes through a horrible divorce*
Frank: maybe if u had checked she was your wank love ude be fine right now
by Shmuckboy12 April 19, 2020
by BizBiz December 17, 2006
Chad 1: yo, how was your Halloween wank bro?
Chad 2: DONT SAY THE 'W' WORD TILL DECEMBER OR SANTA WILL BITE OFF YOUR COCK
Chad 2: DONT SAY THE 'W' WORD TILL DECEMBER OR SANTA WILL BITE OFF YOUR COCK
by 3SGZ_OLLIE_C_1 November 01, 2020